Luugshana

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

Please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray

As for my belly, Please take it away.

Keep me healthy, Keep me young,

And thank you Lord, For all you've done.


Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

'If we don't get some support soon,
People will think we're nuts.'